A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
A Christmas Story for people having a bad day
Posted by Maren Labels: christmas, claus, concrete angel, santa, winter
Today was kind of interesting... My friend came over and we made a really lame youtube video. I think I might be getting sick but i'm not telling me mom. I'm not sure why but I'm just not gonna tell her right now. It is sooo cold outside with all the snow and then theres the wind. ...yep...the wind. Its sooo strong! My bedroom is right next to the side of the house and i can hear all of the tings being moved around by the wind. Its so loud that it sounds like the house is gonna get ripped off the ground like in the Wizard of Oz.
So thanksgiving break is over... =[ School felt weird today but everything felt normal again pretty quickly. I'm just listening to music right now and have nothing else to do. I should be going to sleep right now but I just cant! I just had a bowl of rice and I think it kinda woke me up which is not good... I think our winter break is coming soon... Can't wait!
