This video has so many FAIL moments... They laugh too much
School is out in nine days (seven if you dont count the weekend). Its so sad!!!! I'm gonna have to wear sunglasses on the last day cause I'm gonna be crying so much. =[ But I also cant wait for summer!!!! No more homework!!!! I still need to finish my eighth grade portfolio...ugh.
This summer I'm gonna work at the Humane Society! =] I get to be with a bunch of kitties!!!
MY AWESOMEnESS!!!!
I thought my stuff wasnt going to make it into the tribune...BUT IT DID
This song is so pretty!!! I found it on Amelia's blog...
I just came back from the best school trip ever!!!! I went to Catalina Island for five days. I loved it!!!! I got back at about 8:45 and I'm really tired. I did alot of things that scared me like rock climbing and the high ropes course but it was all soooo awesome! I was even better than outdoor school and thats saying alot in my opinion. I wish we could stay for another week. It went by way too fast. ...I didnt tan at all... I just got alot of sunburns...
This Is Halloween
Posted by Maren Labels: the nightmare before christmas, this is halloween, tim burtonIt's not really the right time of year for this...
The Tribune
Posted by Maren Labels: environment, loser, portland tribune, sunnyside environmental, sustainabilitySo....my school was in the Portland Tribune
My photo essay aparently didn't win anything...what a shame.
So here is my loser photo thingy...:
I just learned that my friend's dog died last night...=[
Her name was Harley and I've know that dog since I was in fourth grade... It's really depressing cause Harley's mom Sarah died last year... So now Harley's puppy Coco is all alone.
On a happier note, I'm gonna dye my hair pink again!
new shoes. and they're already dirty. i made lots of prank calls today with emmy and hannah so that was fun... MY SPEECH IS NEXT WEDNESDAY! :(
lots of pictures.
deviantART
Comebacks/Insults...and then some other stuff
Posted by Maren Labels: comebacks, funny, humor, insults, sarcasmI dont know why I was even looking but I found some funny stuff...
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
comebacks for girls
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman:Why aren't you thin?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
wonderful San Francisco!!!!! YAY!!! But I have tons of homework too... Ugh I wish I wasnt sick for so long(almost two weeks! =[). The homework just piled up and i'm stressing out and OMG!!!! But yea... Its nice and sunny here.... =]




