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This Is Halloween
Posted by Maren Labels: the nightmare before christmas, this is halloween, tim burtonIt's not really the right time of year for this...
today... It was actually pretty cool and really creepy in some parts. At one time i freaked out a bit... And the animation was done in Portland!!! =] I recommend.
The Tribune
Posted by Maren Labels: environment, loser, portland tribune, sunnyside environmental, sustainabilitySo....my school was in the Portland Tribune
My photo essay aparently didn't win anything...what a shame.
So here is my loser photo thingy...:
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
-Dr. Suess
I just learned that my friend's dog died last night...=[
Her name was Harley and I've know that dog since I was in fourth grade... It's really depressing cause Harley's mom Sarah died last year... So now Harley's puppy Coco is all alone.
On a happier note, I'm gonna dye my hair pink again!
This is who I'm gonna be this Halloween...and yes I know its kind of early to be thinking about it. But it shall be awesome!
My speech is on Wednesday but I'm actually not that nervous about it... I dont really like what I wrote tho...
And ugh tomorrow we're doing the Wildlife Tours. AAAHHHHHHRGH
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beethoven's fifth,
black violin,
brandenburg,
requiem,
trans siberian orchestra
new shoes. and they're already dirty. i made lots of prank calls today with emmy and hannah so that was fun... MY SPEECH IS NEXT WEDNESDAY! :(
lots of pictures.
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Comebacks/Insults...and then some other stuff
Posted by Maren Labels: comebacks, funny, humor, insults, sarcasmI dont know why I was even looking but I found some funny stuff...
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
comebacks for girls
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman:Why aren't you thin?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
wonderful San Francisco!!!!! YAY!!! But I have tons of homework too... Ugh I wish I wasnt sick for so long(almost two weeks! =[). The homework just piled up and i'm stressing out and OMG!!!! But yea... Its nice and sunny here.... =]
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1.
At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital.
And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14.
Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All
Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock >>Bottom.
17.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18.
When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.
"
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of InsanitySend This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called therapy.
I havent posted in forever. Feels weird.
I dont know why u would but u can visit my deviantART here... But I know that nobody reads this so...yep
Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow......
Posted by Maren Labels: bleach, books, marley and me, narutoI havent posted in a long time... Tomorrow im going to shaddow at Franklin high school. The start at 8 in the morning!!! thats crazy!
Here is what I am currently reading:
Marley and Me
Kissing Kate
Identical
Tweak
Naruto
Bleach
Fruits Basket
Negima
and i think there are a couple more... well thats all...
Today my middle school went to the Bagdad theater on Hawthore to watch the inaugeration(spelling?)!!!
I was looking through old photos and I found...
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Click here to see lots of kittehs!!!!
I havent posted in a long time... My new year hasnt been that great so far... I havent done much. I really want to re dye my hair! That's all i have to say at the momment.
I learned how to fold a t-shirt in 2 seconds!!!!!!!!
hehe... linkness
These are our kitties!!! The stripped one is Tigger and the black one is Tom.
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So i havent posted in a few days... Right now I'm eating pocky!!!!
The snow keeps teasing me!!!! Last night it snowed a whole bunch and this morning it was all gone!!!! Which means we had school.
Lately I've been watching this awesome anime called Bleach!!!!
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