I HATE THIS SEASON!!!! ITS FULL OF SPIDERS! THEY"RE EVERYWHERE!!!! AHHHHH
I got back from spending five days with my family in Calistoga which is in Napa Valley. Every year we go to the hot springs and the place we go to has three pools so its really cool. On Saturday we're driving back to Portland...
My birthday is one week from today!!! =] This year its on a Thursday.
Today we went to this candy store in Lafeyette and I got this little plastic Hello Kitty full of candy hearts ^ ^ Its really cute.
~BLAH
So I'm in California right now visiting family. Going to San Francisco today!!! I know thats gonnna be the best part cause I'm gonnna go to Japan Town.
Tomorrow we're all going to Calistoga for five nights, something that we've done every year since I was about four. I didnt get to go the first year because I became ill with appendecitis... :( (i know i spelled it wrong, dont care)
I got an awesome checkerfied hoodie yesturdday!!!!!!!!!! ^ ^
posted in a while... I've been going to the Humane Society everyday this week and thats been fun. I want to take all the puppies home!
Here are some recent photos i've taken... =]
Diamond 3 by =hammy4474 on deviantART
Color Bubble by =hammy4474 on deviantART
Bubble Drop by =hammy4474 on deviantART
Floatinggg by =hammy4474 on deviantART
Bubble 5 by =hammy4474 on deviantART
Plz check out my page and see more it would mean alot!!! ^ ^
Jeff came over to hang out today and we ended up making stupid videos... It was cool.
Jeff's Youtube Channel
Mine
Ive been watching alot of Friends and Weeds for the past few days and I'm hooked.
My friend sent me this weird email:
> You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.
>
> The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
> a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
>
> As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
> that's when you remember: you've been listening to your i pod.
~~~
Last night I watched Premonition. It was really weird and very confusing to follow. And it was scary.
My dad took me to a Shawn Mullins concert last night at the Aladdin theatre. It was pretty cool and his songs are really good =]
I walked an adorable dog today named Rhett on my first day of Jr aide training at the Humane Society. He's really cool and I wish I could take him home... He's a coonhound.
Oregon Humane Society - Adopt - Pet Detail
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Today we went to the Gay Rights parade in Portland. Lots of cool balloons...
Rainbow Umbrella by ~hammy4474 on deviantART
Arch of Balloons by ~hammy4474 on deviantART
Colors In The Blank Sky by ~hammy4474 on deviantART
SES has got to be the most amazing school I have ever attended. Our 8th grade class has become so close. And it's not just the 8th grade class, but the whole middle school thats close. We just had the last dance of the year and it was full of tears and hugs. People that hardly knew each other were hugging! It's not gonna be the same in high school. There wont be the same sense of community and nobody's gonna understand all the Sunnyside jokes! Plus I know that the teachers will never be as cool as the ones at SES!
[Ugh I've got alot of mosquito bites! Its driving me nuts!] I'm even going to miss the people that I didnt like very much... =\ Gah I dont want it to be summer! I want to go to school tomorrow!
School got out at 11:30 am today so I got home really early. I realized how much I wanted to be back at school because I was really bored and had nothing to do! [AHHHH the mosquito bites are so itchy!!!!!]
Wow...I just wrote alot and nobody's gonna read it anyway...hmmm =P
I know I'm gonna go to Powell's books alot this summer! I can't stay away from that place for too long... And of course I'm going to California cause we must go there multiple times each year. [still itchy]
I'm getting bored of writing this...=|
I watched Across The Universe last night. It is amazing! Anyone who hasnt seen it needs to watch it!!!
Last night the 8th graders of Sunnyside Environmental were promoted. It was fun and today was our last day of school... =[ I dont want to leave!!! There's a dance tonight. Its gonna be really sad...meow
I think Twitter is lame! I'm sorry to those who like it but it's just stupid. The only thing you can do on that site is tell people what your doing. It's BORING! On Myspace there are actually other things you can do besides tell people what your up to. Just....UGH its LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and thats all I have to say right now =]
WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......
8:00 am -?Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A?walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...
Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.?
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ..
GAHH I dont wanna go to high school!!! It's gonna suck i just know it! I want to stay at Sunnyside forever!!!!!!! =[
You think I'm just an ignorant savage
And you've been so many places; I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see, if the savage one is me
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know...
You think you own whatever land you land on
The earth is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and creature
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name.
You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain
Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?
Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest
Come taste the sun-sweet berries of the earth
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once never wonder what they're worth
The rainstorm and the river are my brothers
The heron and the otter are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle in a loop that never ends
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or let the eagle tell you were he�s been
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain
Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?
How high does a sycamore grow?
If you cut it down then you'll never know
And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
For whether we are white or copper skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountain
We need to paint with all the colours of the wind
You can own the earth and still
All you'll own is earth until
You can paint with all the colours of the wind
not so much homework now...
i just learned what insomnia is. the name sounds so cool and creepy. but it would suck to have it.
School is out in nine days (seven if you dont count the weekend). Its so sad!!!! I'm gonna have to wear sunglasses on the last day cause I'm gonna be crying so much. =[ But I also cant wait for summer!!!! No more homework!!!! I still need to finish my eighth grade portfolio...ugh.
This summer I'm gonna work at the Humane Society! =] I get to be with a bunch of kitties!!!
MY AWESOMEnESS!!!!
I thought my stuff wasnt going to make it into the tribune...BUT IT DID
This song is so pretty!!! I found it on Amelia's blog...
I just came back from the best school trip ever!!!! I went to Catalina Island for five days. I loved it!!!! I got back at about 8:45 and I'm really tired. I did alot of things that scared me like rock climbing and the high ropes course but it was all soooo awesome! I was even better than outdoor school and thats saying alot in my opinion. I wish we could stay for another week. It went by way too fast. ...I didnt tan at all... I just got alot of sunburns...
This Is Halloween
Posted by Maren Labels: the nightmare before christmas, this is halloween, tim burtonIt's not really the right time of year for this...
The Tribune
Posted by Maren Labels: environment, loser, portland tribune, sunnyside environmental, sustainabilitySo....my school was in the Portland Tribune
My photo essay aparently didn't win anything...what a shame.
So here is my loser photo thingy...:
I just learned that my friend's dog died last night...=[
Her name was Harley and I've know that dog since I was in fourth grade... It's really depressing cause Harley's mom Sarah died last year... So now Harley's puppy Coco is all alone.
On a happier note, I'm gonna dye my hair pink again!
new shoes. and they're already dirty. i made lots of prank calls today with emmy and hannah so that was fun... MY SPEECH IS NEXT WEDNESDAY! :(
lots of pictures.
deviantART
Comebacks/Insults...and then some other stuff
Posted by Maren Labels: comebacks, funny, humor, insults, sarcasmI dont know why I was even looking but I found some funny stuff...
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
comebacks for girls
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman:Why aren't you thin?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
wonderful San Francisco!!!!! YAY!!! But I have tons of homework too... Ugh I wish I wasnt sick for so long(almost two weeks! =[). The homework just piled up and i'm stressing out and OMG!!!! But yea... Its nice and sunny here.... =]
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1.
At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital.
And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14.
Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All
Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock >>Bottom.
17.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18.
When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.
"
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of InsanitySend This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called therapy.
I havent posted in forever. Feels weird.
I dont know why u would but u can visit my deviantART here... But I know that nobody reads this so...yep
Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow......
Posted by Maren Labels: bleach, books, marley and me, narutoI havent posted in a long time... Tomorrow im going to shaddow at Franklin high school. The start at 8 in the morning!!! thats crazy!
Here is what I am currently reading:
Marley and Me
Kissing Kate
Identical
Tweak
Naruto
Bleach
Fruits Basket
Negima
and i think there are a couple more... well thats all...
I was looking through old photos and I found...
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I havent posted in a long time... My new year hasnt been that great so far... I havent done much. I really want to re dye my hair! That's all i have to say at the momment.
I learned how to fold a t-shirt in 2 seconds!!!!!!!!
hehe... linkness
These are our kitties!!! The stripped one is Tigger and the black one is Tom.
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